Thursday, May 26, 2005

US Baptist Minister = "The Koran needs to be flushed."

FOREST CITY -- The pastor of a Rutherford County Baptist church apologized Wednesday for posting a sign in front of his church that read: "The Koran needs to be flushed."

The sign was posted last weekend in front of Danieltown Baptist Church, located on U.S. 221 in Forest City, an immediately sparked intense debate about religious tolerance. The news story was picked up by regional and national media outlets, sparking a national re-sponse to the sign.

On Tuesday, the Rev. Creighton Lovelace, pastor of the church, declined to apologize for the display despite the outcry of protest. On Wednesday, when contacted by a broadcast news reporter with The Associated Press, Lovelace backed down from that stand. Lovelace said that in posting the sign he meant to affirm and exalt the Bible, not insult Muslims.
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Typical X'tian reverance for free choice and other religions huh?

USA Judge: Parents can't teach pagan beliefs

May 26, 2005

Judge: Parents can't teach pagan beliefs

Father appeals order in divorce decree that prevents couple from exposing son to Wicca.

An Indianapolis father is appealing a Marion County judge's unusual order that prohibits him and his ex-wife from exposing their child to "non-mainstream religious beliefs and rituals."
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So much for freedom of religion huh? --- aka the land of the free so long as you're X'tian that is.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

JC found in mammogram (dirty boy that he is)

Jesus Christ's image on mammogram ebay Item number: 6182123876

Asking price $1500.00 US
Jesus Christ's image is clearly visible on this mammogram. I went in for a regular mammogram screening where several x-rays were taken. The doctor thought he had seen something unusual and called me back one week later.

On this second visit, only one image was taken of the area of concern. As soon as the film showed up on the screen, the image of Jesus Christ was clearly visible. The technician and I were astonished and immediately felt a pleasant presence.

Needless to say, I was blessed to find that all was well and I am in good health.

Additional information: Mammogram impression is: 4"x4". (JC image within.)
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Gives me the thought of the X'tians always asking "Have you found Jesus?" - "well yes he's in my boobs"

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

How Freaky !!

Police arrest two suspected human skinners
Fri May 13,11:10 AM ET

Tanzanian police arrested two men accused of killing a 9-year-old boy and selling his skin for 20,000 shillings ($18) to make sorcerers' get-rich-quick charms, a senior officer said Friday............

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Too Freaky!!! People will do and fall for anything won't they? It gives paganism a bad name for sure.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Keep your jesus off my penis

Keep your Jesus off my Penis
by Eric Schwartz

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you . . . . . .